LOL. Or perhaps croquet, in top hat and morning suit, on the lawn of his mansion.
Or badminton, maybe?
Croquet is an extremely pretentious sport.
My band once performed at a country club where they had a croquet green. It seems that the uniform for playing croquet is to dress all in white. The party we played for had a croquet theme, and all the revelers dressed in white.
When he walked in and saw the crowd, the drummer asked, "Where are we? In heaven?