Muslim cleric: Some wives need to be beaten

WorldNetDaily.com ^ | Friday, September 3, 2004

[RichInOC]

I didn't know John Kerry had a Muslim chaplain.

[CWOJackson]

"I didn't know John Kerry had a Muslim chaplain."

I bet his wife would clean his clock if he tried...then cut off his allowance.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Some Muslim clerics deserve to be beaten. Then there are the problem cases, who deserve quite a bit worse.

[RichInOC]

Ah, yes...good point. Pity. I don't know that I'd go so far as to say Teresa needs a beating, but if John put her over his knee every now and then and spanked her, it might do her a world of good.

[GoLightly]

When I see something like this, I'm reminded of a very old Eddy Murphy bit. Go to sleep baby.

[piasa]

The cleric should be careful. He's one slice away from being a woman.

[happydogdesign]

Hill sez,"Bring it on, punk!"

[clee1]

Yeah... Gotta beat 'em ever onst ta tha wile. Jist wen dey kneed hit, doh.

[DoughtyOne]

Damn, she's looking a lot better... Heh heh heh...

[patriciaruth]

So, now we know one of the prophets Christ was referring to when he said that false prophets will rise.

Clue, name begins with an M.

[Shaun_MD]

Oh Dear God, did you have to post THAT???
Thank you, HappyDog. I'm permanently blind now. ;)

[Caipirabob]

A woman, a dog and an almond tree,

The more you beat them the better they be.

From Alex Baldwin's "Kim Bassinger Owner Manual" or a Pre-Civil War poem. It's one of those, I can't tell which.

Either way, such behavior is confined to primitives or has long passed as far as being acceptable.

If a woman is deserving of a beating, she's far more deserving of leaving. There are plenty of other women left waiting to emotionally abuse a man. Why be selfish, share yourself...

[Robert Drobot]

Is it true that NOW is going to start a UN protected coven in Saudi Arabia with Barbra Strisand lined up as a guest speaker, and Whitney Houston coming in to teach Muslim women all about The Ten Sefirot of the Kabbalah?

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

In his sermon broadcast on Qatar TV, a Muslim cleric claims some wives, due to their nature, must be beaten.

I didn't know John Kerry had a Muslim chaplain.

Doesn't matter. Kerry would never, ever beat Edwards... and the saucy little tramp knows it, too! :)

[RichInOC]

LOL!!!

Oh, yeah...forgot about those two.

[Dallas59]

Why does Kerry allow this?

[JohnHuang2]

LOL

[stevem]

I've always been a little sceptical of this "wife-beating" thing. The bad part of it is I need to sleep from time to time. Besides, there are tried and true ways to handle the wife problem. It may be in some rare instances that that a wife needs to be spanked, but only if she's naughty. Then she should be told to don her spanking attire which should involve something shear and short.

On the other hand, it's commonly known that if wife-tickling is done on a regular basis, most of these other wife-problems will work out for themselves.