[NotchJohnson]

This is hilarious!

[Viet Vet in Augusta GA]

But his trip to Cambodia is seared - seared - in his memory...no, wait...I mean...that is...er, my staff will get back to you on these issues later

[raccoonradio]

Anyone hear the excerpt from the Kerry Midnight Desperation Rally where Kerry said "Something very important in our world happened last night" (the
night of W's acceptance speech, of course)"...the
Red Sox are now within 2 1/2 games of the Yankees!"

A) Wrong. They were 3 1/2 games back. After last
night's win and the Yankees' loss to Balt., they
are indeed 2 1/2 back, but not on Thu night!

B) He giggled and sounded like he'd "gotten a bad
ice cube". Been taking a swig of Ted's Chivas
Regal, senator? :)

[leprechaun9]

Box score reads:

Kerry - NO runs, NO hits, ALL ERRORS!

[Delta 21]

The idea of having to shed blood to obtain my required Purple Hearts was not acceptable, so we changed the policy. I'm going to go have some fun, "

[sonofatpatcher2]

But only when they play with spitballs...

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[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Is someone who attains the presidency by getting a walk in any position to achieve much, either domestically or internationally?

That depends. How many outs were there? Who's up next? What inning is it, what's the score? This requires a nuanced answer that you won't be getting from that cowboy down in Crawford.

[alydar]

He wasn't scheduled to be there, but at the last minute decided to attend the game................

Yankees and Red Sox at Fenway Park.4 front row seats adjacent to the dugout and 4 more in the row behind.And they claim this was a LAST MINUTE DECISION?

[doug from upland]

Too funny. I hope we are soon going to be in a position to take pity upon poor John Kerry.

[ThirstyMan]

John Kerry last week professed to be a big fan of "Manny Ortez," then re-emphasized the phoofery by correcting it to "David Ortez." No, that was Dave (Baby) Cortez and "The Happy Organ." A few years back Kerry went on a Boston station with Eddie Andelman and said "my favorite Red Sox player of all time is The Walking Man, Eddie Yost," who never played for the Red Sox.

For those of you who aren't baseball fans, Kerry confused Red Sox first baseman David Ortiz with Red Sox left fielder Manny Ramirez (yeah, he never misses a Yankees-Red Sox series).

Woah! the man is sKerry, for sure.
Reminds me of the campaign trail gaffe by Howard Dean. Dean bragged of being a big fan of the Bible, after he found out [from a recent poll] that the American people like to hear of their candidate's view of God.

A reporter then asked him who his favoite New Testament author was. Dean said, "Job".

Doah!!!

[admiralsn]

This will rank up there with one of my all time favorite quotes:

"I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!" listen

[Max Combined]

"I'm going to go have some fun," said Kerry.

He needed a break from doing all that wind surfing.

[TRY ONE]

Kerry said he was still mad that the Red Sox traded Baby Roth to the Yankees back in 1919!

[got_moab?]

Living in Rhode Island I can honestly say that NOBODY up here in New England is excited about or even lukewarm towards Kerry. Many of my Union hack, A.B.B. neighbors will hold their noses and vote Kerry but I can almost guaruntee that W does better in Mass., RI, and Conn. than he did in 2000.
Check out these #'s!
Which sport is John Kerry really a fan of?
Baseball 3%
Football 2%
Polo 95%

Which of the following is your favorite Democratic Senator?
John Kerry 2%
Hillary Clinton 3%
Ted Kennedy 5%
Zel Miller 91%

[A.A. Cunningham]

Yeah, He's a BIG Red Sox Fan

Posted on July 26, 2004 at 09:15PM by Jeffrey Skelly in Politics, Sports

[DaveMSmith]

''I love the Red Sox"

It's the color that attacts the communist traitor.

[Mr. Mojo]

Slam!

[RGSpincich]

Date on the article should be July 26, 2004. Thought it sounded familiar. Kerry used the ladies tees and still couldn't reach the plate. Loser.