Insane Clown Posse gets arrested for no reason?!?! (Zotted by Insane Mod Posse, no reason).

n/a | 9/5/04 | Random Joka

[Random Joka]

Delray, Michigan (just outside of detriot) is the home of the wicked, crazy, thug clowns, the insane clown posse. The Whole World Practically knows something about these wicked clowns, and some have known for years that people want them to die. However, every time someone plans to murder them, something bad happens to the people and icp gets away. But just recently in the past 3 weeks a man paid another person to go to Violent J's house to murder both members. the man hid in a bush for about an hour as he saw Shaggy walk in to the house where him and J went upstairs to "The Lotus Pod" studio and started recording. Later when they were done, they were hanging out outside on J's front step and they were talking when the man jumped out of the bush and took out a gun and began to fire at the clowns. J and Shaggy ran back inside the house to grab a few weapons to defend themselves. They ran back outside and beat the man down untill the cops came. "man i got arrested by the pigs again", said J. The Cops arrested J and Shaggy because the man was paid by the police to murder these clowns. Well there you have it, 2 Clowns the people of detriot want to kill, and icp always finds a way to stop them. But now they got arrested beacause they wouldnt die.

[BenLurkin]

LOL!

[tallhappy]

insane random joka in da howse

[cripplecreek]

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Hodar]

This one time . ..... ... at band camp ....

[Prime Choice]

Are you on any prescription medication?

See about getting a refill.

[cardinal4]

Ihave been compiling a list of trolls. Im telling, they are coming out of the woodwork. This one is pretty blatant, but most have adapted what I call a "stealth troll" stance. They will post an article and even hang around and reply to a few comments. We can look for a lot more of these bandwidth antics in the coming weeks..

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Don't make eyecontact with the mumbler. (Old IRT rule)

[sbelew]

Fo' shizzle?

[headsonpikes]

Word!

[Loyalist]

Some information actually subtracts from the sum of human knowledge. Your one and only post to FR is an example thereof.

[asgardshill]

The saying "You get what you pay for" applies to street drugs as well. My advice to you is to stop snorting Drano.

[Lady Jag]

[SamAdams76]

In my day, music was much simpler. Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Allman Brothers, etc. I'd buy an album, take it home, and listen to it. Nobody was trying to kill anybody. At least to my knowledge.

[itsamelman]

[sharktrager]

The smart ones are replying for a few days, or even week, before they show their true intention.

When you go back and look at their posts, you can usually see how halfhearted their posts were, or how blatantly they were trying to seem like rabid conservatives.

[Clara Lou]

Did you take off your tinfoil hat? Haven't you been warned about that?

[sharktrager]

Nah...they just tried to kill themselves and nail the occasional 14 year old groupie.

[sugar_puddin]

See ya Troll!

[em2vn]

"........man jumped out of the bush and took out a gun and began to fire at the clowns. J and Shaggy ran back inside the house to grab a few weapons to defend themselves. They ran back outside and beat the man down untill the cops came. "man i got arrested by the pigs again",
All of these mopes would do better with baseball bats. I think they find firearms too complicated to use.

[M Kehoe]

It's between LMAO, or crying. I don't know which one would be appropriate with people watching...

5.56mm

[MistrX]

Chech, brudda mon.

[Popman]

[SandyInSeattle]

Rehab might be helpful.

[cripplecreek]

These people gotta remember to steal ammunition when they steal the gun. That way they wouldnt be forced to beat people up with them.

[Dallas59]

RAP SUCKS!

[Sofa King]

Huh? The ICP is still around?

[BenLurkin]

They shoulda known . . .'stay out da bushes!'

[mirkwood]

[Luis Gonzalez]

I hope you brought enough for everyone...

[MeekOneGOP]

He's dead, Jim.
(Click here or on the pic).

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[OSHA]

But now they got arrested beacause they wouldnt die.

Capital offense IMHO.

[Luis Gonzalez]

[headsonpikes]

Stay out da bushes, indeed.

And to avoid these sorts of sudden fits of utterance, always have a secret crack stash.

[Dallas59]

[jonascord]

"...man jumped out of the bush and took out a gun and began to fire at the clowns..."

Mix a "ghetto grip", a $1.95 scrap steel 9mm, a TV driven 4th grade education, a constant diet of rap music, a Socialist culture of "entitlements" and massive amounts of crack and ganj, and you get a burk who couldn't hit the side of a barn from the inside.

Are we supposed to concern ourselves with these wastes of protein?

[Soaring Feather]

What, someone clowning around again??

[exile]

In other news...Insane Mime Posse's new album, "Trapped in a Box by the Man" has not been selling as well as anticipated.

[freedumb2003]

Here's an interesting little message from Delta:

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[exile]

"...man jumped out of the bush and took out a gun and began to fire at the clowns..."

It would be really funny if there was circus music playing in the background.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. I see you still haven't recovered from that brain injury, troll. Buh-bye!

[Soaring Feather]

LoL!!

[MeekOneGOP]

haha! Yeah. Just some "Random Joka", I guess. :^D

[Soaring Feather]

:-)

On man, that is an ugly critter.

[Jack Black]

now THAT was really funny !

[MeekOneGOP]

The face of a dying Troll, having just experienced ZOT!

[OSHA]

[Dead Corpse]

Did someone say clowns?

[Soaring Feather]

LoL!!!!

[ScottM1968]

Hello Random Joka,

I understood what you said and I appreciate your sharing the news on the forum. Your news was truly ironic.

However, please consider your audience's ability to understand what you say. Unconventional slang, grammar, and word choice (perhaps all of which heavily deviate from taught English norms) would not play well for most current event websites.

I know you are capable of writing more clearly because you are a subscriber on Free Republic and you were willing to post such news.

I look forward to your next post, Random Joka.

ScottM1968