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An Ignoble Confession (Another compassionate, sensitive, nuanced liberal...)
JamesWolcott.com ^ | 4 Sept 04 | James Wolcott

Posted on 09/05/2004 10:03:34 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast

An Ignoble Confession
Posted by James Wolcott

I root for hurricanes. When, courtesy of the Weather Channel, I see one forming in the ocean off the coast of Africa, I find myself longing for it to become big and strong--Mother Nature's fist of fury, Gaia's stern rebuke. Considering the havoc mankind has wreaked upon nature with deforesting, stripmining, and the destruction of animal habitat, it only seems fair that nature get some of its own back and teach us that there are forces greater than our own. Sure, a hearty volcano can be enjoyable. Burning rivers of lava: so picturesque. But a volcano is stationary, like Dennis Hastert after a big lunch. It doesn't offer the same dramatic suspense. Hurricanes are in unpredictable flux. They move, change direction, strengthen, weaken, lose an eyewall, repair an eyewall; they seem to have volition and opera-diva personalities.

So there's something disappointing when a hurricane doesn't make landfall, or peters out into a puny Category One. Reporters and weather announcers may profess relief and gratitude that residents were spared the full unleashing of the vortex, but their coverage belies this. They love having reporters shouting into microphones on rain-lashed beaches as the stray yacht gets flung around like a bath toy. The helicopter shots of rows of mobile rooms smashed as if stomped on by a giant boot are money shots to the news networks.

Hurricane Frances also has a heraldic quality. Camille Paglia observed on Salon in February, 2003 that the explosion of the Columbia shuttle on the eve of the war on Iraq was a "stunning omen," one that would make a Roman general think twice. A catastrophe strewing death, fire, and human remains across Bush's home state of Texas was inauspicious to our undertaking; and so it has proven to be. Frances is the second hurricane to afflict Florida, home of brother Jeb, in rapid succession.

The gods are not pleased.



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: hurricanefrances; jerk; lefties
I'm speechless.
1 posted on 09/05/2004 10:03:36 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Hey, as long as I am not effected by this I enjoy seeing other people's homes destroyed. /sarcasm
2 posted on 09/05/2004 10:09:41 PM PDT by Talking_Mouse (Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast

Leftists have along history of in-humanitarianism. Their arrogance results in the delusion that they are superior to other people. This has enabled them to kill the unborn and to kill hundreds of millions of people in their socialist "utopias" (Soviet Union, Red China, Cuba, Cambodia, Viet Nam, etc.) Workers of the World Unite to die! They pretend to love humanity when in truth they hate it.


3 posted on 09/05/2004 10:14:27 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY ((((Fight the Satanic Left))))
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James Wolcott - shut your piehole.




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4 posted on 09/05/2004 10:16:24 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
So there's something disappointing when a hurricane doesn't make landfall, or peters out into a puny Category One.

Behold the inherent genocidal hatred and all-around nihilism of the Leftists. This is why they champion terrorists and other godless criminals in their assault on civilized society.

5 posted on 09/05/2004 10:37:53 PM PDT by Prime Choice (Democrats. They want to have their cake and eat yours too.)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast

He's just having his little liberal temper-tantrum with lotsa kicking to the left.


6 posted on 09/05/2004 10:42:58 PM PDT by Lexinom
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
I root for hurricanes. When, courtesy of the Weather Channel, I see one forming in the ocean off the coast of Africa, I find myself longing for it to become big and strong--Mother Nature's fist of fury

wow, this Giai is angry at both Jeb Bush and Mandela.

7 posted on 09/05/2004 11:07:22 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
I find myself longing for it to become big and strong--Mother Nature's fist of fury, Gaia's stern rebuke. Considering the havoc mankind has wreaked upon nature with deforesting, stripmining, and the destruction of animal habitat, it only seems fair that nature get some of its own back and teach us that there are forces greater than our own.

Whatta maroon! Reminds me of the folks in the Tom Clancy novel, "Rainbow Six". Eco freaks!

8 posted on 09/05/2004 11:12:49 PM PDT by SuziQ (Bush in 2004-Because we MUST!!!)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast

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9 posted on 09/05/2004 11:24:38 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

Need to open a can of 'cane whoop-a_s on this dum-a_s.


10 posted on 09/06/2004 1:27:48 AM PDT by iopscusa (El Vaquero)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
or how about this?

You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things happen, but the end is still to come. Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. All these are the beginning of birth pains.

11 posted on 09/06/2004 4:35:05 AM PDT by wildwood
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast

Presented to us is the mind of a blood and soil cultist. He should have been born in Germany 100 years ago where he would have found like-minded fellow travellers in Hitler's socialist party of brutish Teutonic nature worshippers.


12 posted on 09/06/2004 5:29:27 AM PDT by sergeantdave
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Bless You for post this! It's my first big (I mean BIG chuckle) of the day! It does behoove me to consider sending this article to all the MSM outlets for publication. I wanna see this writer's columns go BIG! lol!!

Paraphrasing the author: "I'm very glad when hurricanes happen and people get hurt, property destroyed. I was raised by Mommie Dearest, she taught me well."

13 posted on 09/06/2004 5:34:04 AM PDT by Alia
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast

The liberals most fervent prayer, "Gott strafe die Vereinigen Staten!"


14 posted on 09/06/2004 5:38:39 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets ("And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, the instruments of darkness tell us truths")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

"Leftists have a long history..."

I actually knew this guy back in the '70s when he wrote tv reviews for the Village Voice. He was about as far from a leftie as I can remember. Then twenty years later he began writing for Vanity Fair and he's became a whacked-out Bush hater. This must have something to do with being invited to chic parties in Soho & the upper West Side.


15 posted on 09/06/2004 5:39:58 AM PDT by miss marmelstein
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To: miss marmelstein

I used to read him in the Voice years ago. He became more and more politically in line with the Leftist Voice mentality. Maybe he figured being a true-believer was better for his career.


16 posted on 09/06/2004 9:23:23 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY ((((Stand and Fight the Left))))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I agree with you. It's a pity because he's a good writer - especially on pop culture and literature. But he was always a careerist: with the results we see now.


17 posted on 09/06/2004 12:46:26 PM PDT by miss marmelstein
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