To: mnehrling
I didn't realize there were enough hours in the day for Rove to do all of the things he is being accused of.
9:00AM Meet with Bilderburgers
9:30AM Adjust HAARP to generate more hurricanes
10:00AM Meet with Trilateral Commission
10:30AM Set up CBS with forged Killian Documents
11:00AM Consult with Bin Laden on timing of next Al Queda attack
11:30AM Build more SWIFTVET robots
12:00AM Eat lunch off the stomach of a naked virgin on a Satanic Altar
And that's just the morning!
To: Strategerist
181 posted on
09/09/2004 10:18:20 PM PDT by
TASMANIANRED
(Kerry/Edwards. Between the two of them, I'd be safer with a slimy spitball.)
To: Strategerist
There is now coke all over my keyboard and monitor. I blame you, not Karl Rove.
313 posted on
09/10/2004 4:58:24 AM PDT by
Talking_Mouse
(Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
To: Strategerist; lightingguy
ROFLOL
353 posted on
09/10/2004 7:08:36 AM PDT by
agrace
To: Strategerist
379 posted on
09/10/2004 9:47:21 AM PDT by
formercalifornian
(Democrat platform: Hate, hate, hate, hate, tolerance, hate, hate, hate, hate)
To: Strategerist
I didn't realize there were enough hours in the day for Rove to do all of the things he is being accused of. 9:00AM Meet with Bilderburgers
9:30AM Adjust HAARP to generate more hurricanes
10:00AM Meet with Trilateral Commission
10:30AM Set up CBS with forged Killian Documents
11:00AM Consult with Bin Laden on timing of next Al Queda attack
11:30AM Build more SWIFTVET robots
12:00AM Eat lunch off the stomach of a naked virgin on a Satanic Altar
And that's just the morning!
This thread has more funny responses per foot than any I've ever seen, but yours definitely takes the cake. I'm saving it as an FR Classic.
382 posted on
09/10/2004 10:10:13 AM PDT by
mrustow
("And when Moses saw the golden calf, he shouted out to the heavens, 'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!'")
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