Heard the one about Kerry's sense of humor?

Boston Globe ^ | Sept. 12, 2004 | Jeff Jacoby

[WV26003]

Glad to know others picked up on Kerry receiving that semiautomatic shotgun while in my home state of WV. Doesn't he vote against them? Or is he only against the common folk owning them? Wish someone would ask him about accepting the gun, after he voted against them. Flip-Flop.

[Smartaleck]

Guess you have to be there?

...seeing him look down that nose with a smug face I'm sure enhances the punchline?

[drpix]

In the "Manchurian Candidate", when any of that "band of brothers" were asked about their highly "decorated" well connected combat squad leader, they all replied identically:

"________ is the bravest, finest, most lovable man I ever met."

While all others who knew him had the opposite view. Sound familiar?????

[drpix]

If you're interested, here's a photo I came across of John Fraud Kerry on a hunting trip in WV:

[sweetliberty]

"It would have been funnier if he had said "Thanks anyway, but if Teresa dies, I won't inherit one red cent!"

LOL!

[Right_in_Virginia]

Kerry may be "joking" on the outside, but inside, he is dead serious.

Agree.

[finnigan2]

You can well believe that a man with this sense of humor would be capable of disappearing behind a thatch hut to shoot a naked Vietnamese teenager in the back.

[ridesthemiles]

Kerry may be "joking" on the outside, but inside, he is dead serious. He definitely has the makings of a tyrant."

I think you are right.

Manchurian candidate?""

I have called him the Manchurian Candidate for quite some time.
Thereza reminds me of the role Angela Lansbury played in the original movie.

[OESY]

"Kerry may be "joking" on the outside, but inside, he is dead serious. He definitely has the makings of a tyrant."

I think you are right.

Manchurian candidate?




Or, perhaps, another LBJ?

[THX 1138]

Well, he's funnier than Algore.

Who's just plain nuts...

[Calpublican]

Joking on the square.

[FairOpinion]

"Joking on the square."

I think that's exactly it. And is skerry.

[AFPhys]

sKerry knows that if he makes comments like this, his LOONY LEFT base supporters cheer.

If Dole, or any other Republican, had made such a comment in 1996, both House and the Senate would be 55D/45R now, and algore would have been president on 9/11
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[moonhawk]

From today's mailbag:

On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit Galveston
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall in his Pope mobile
when suddenly he notices a furious commotion just off shore.

There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of
a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up
with two men aboard. One of the men, George W. Bush quickly fired a harpoon
into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding,
semi-conscious Kerry from the water. Then using baseball bats, the two
heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my
blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was
bitter hatred between the President and John Kerry, but now I've seen with
my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the President asked Dick "Who was that?"

"That was the Pope," Dick replied. "He's in direct contact with God and has
all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the President said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know shit about shark fishing in Texas................by the way,
how's the bait holdin' up?"

[DaveyB]

I don't believe any of this. I know for fact that Kerry always starts every joke with ... "When I was in Vietnam..."

[FairOpinion]

I guess you haven't heard the one he starts with "When I was in Cambodia at Christmas". ;)

[goldstategop]

Actually he's funny. He's the Stan Laurel of 21st Century politics. That's why no one can take seriously as a President. He's a laugh a minute. Every time you hear him, he says something that makes you wonder if he's in the wrong profession. Believe me, John F*ckin' would have a great time on the comedy circuit.

[Fiddlstix]

BTTT

[Homo_homini_lupus]

Ping!

[Stellar Dendrite]

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