[Lee Shore]

Ted needs a step stool to get into his anchor chair. He's really quite small, but has a large head that makes him look bigger. You won't see him doing many stand-uppers except maybe standing on a milk crate. [rim shot]

[D Edmund Joaquin]

Yes, I've heard him referred to as a "pixie". I used to watch him but then realized one night he had no clue to anything outside of Washington.