"Billy the Kid"
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks,
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald,
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy,
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
From a town somewhere in mid-America,
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History scorned that crooked man!
Mudboy Slim (08/16/1999)
"Right's Fightin' FEAR!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")
Folks, do you think you can tell...
Lib'rals from Hell?!!
Yer rights be damned!!
Shall we fell the vile thugs?!!
Or sheepishly kneel?!!
Yer life should be brave...
Won't you fight fer yer kids?!!
And did RATS force you to trade...
Real heroes fer HO's?!!
Sweet Justice fer "Peace"?!!
FReedom fer "secur'ty"?!!
Big Guv'ment must change...
'Cuz Nation's been stained...
John Kerry fled from the War...
Hanoi John's goals are Left's shame!!
(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)
How I wish...Socialists were not here...
Lib'rals are lost souls...
Beggin' 'cuz they're all whores!!
Guv'ment's Left's pimp!!
Right must retake the same old ground...
Sing out, be proud...FReedom's dear!!
Right's fightin' FEAR!!
(pickin' and strummin' to fade...)
Doo doo dah doo......
Mudboy Slim