"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
BWAHAHAHA...MUD (06/12/2003)
"Liars!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")
All Right!! Now dig this, FRiends...
Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that...
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!
(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!)
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...
Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!
You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!
Msssst, yeah
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)
Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over...
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...
(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)
That's what MUD's talkin' about!!
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!
Owwww!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)
Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!!
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!
Mudboy Slim (11/03/2002)
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
Lol, then you're hitting the target and they're staying true to form - 180 degrees removed from the truth - that MUD is, as Freepers know, a caffeine/calorie/spin-free FORCE MULTIPLIER at FR, Hoo ah!!
Let 'em think we're harmless 'lil fuzzballs, as Rush would say!
Thanks for the pick me up, as usual!