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"Hey Quidam!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")

Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time?
How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy?
Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!!
Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.

El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!!
You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!!
Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!!
Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!"
We'll give the DemRATS Hell!!

(guitar pickin')

Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!!
Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!!
I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly.
Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!

Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me...
I need no experts to tell me how much you love Liberty!!
Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!!
Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!

(mo' guitar pickin')

Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!!
When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!!
Dutch showed the way, the Goal!!
Tell these hero-man I said, "Thanks a lot!!"
And we'll bear the load from here.
Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!!
We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

I Pledge Allegiance To The Lamb

Words and Music: Ray Boltz

I pledge allegiance to the Lamb
With all my strength
With all I am
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb

I have heard how Christians long ago
Were brought before a tyrant’s throne
They were told that he would spare their lives
If they would renounce the name of Christ
But one by one they chose to die
The Son of God they would not deny
Like a great angelic choir sings
I can almost hear their voices ring

I pledge allegiance to the Lamb
With all my strength
With all I am
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb

Now the years have come and the years have gone
And the cause of Jesus still goes on
Now our time has come to count the cost
To reject this world, to embrace the Cross
And one by one let us live our lives
For the One who died to give us life
Till the trumpet sounds on the final day
Let us proudly stand and boldly say

I pledge allegiance to the Lamb
With all my strength
With all I am
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb

To the Lamb of God who bore my pain
Who took my place who wore my shame
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb

I pledge allegiance to the Lamb
With all my strength
With all I am
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb

Probably not much you can do to improve upon this one ;^)

Just felt like posting it...

FGS

cherrybomb88's "FReep Police!!"
(sung to the tune of Karma Police by Radiohead)

FReep Police
Arrest this man
He talks in clichés
He buzzes rhetoric
He’s like a broken record.

FReep Police
Arrest this girl,
Her Hillary hairdo
Is making me feel ill
And we have Hannitized her party.

This is what you get,
This is what you get,
This is what you get,
When you mess with us.

FReep Police
I’ve given all I can
It’s not enough
I’ve given all I can
But there’s still more to do.

This is what you get,
This is what you get,
This is what you get,
When you mess with us.

For a minute there
I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew, those libs there
Almost made me lose myself.

For a minute there
I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew, those libs there
Almost made me lose myself.

1,397 posted on 04/06/2003 11:15:34 PM EDT by cherry_bomb88