"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)
"Eve of Destruction!!"
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'...
RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Lib'rals tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play...
Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Mudyuh tells me...
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
Sure. Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'...
RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!
Sosh'lists tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China...
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
RATS tell me...
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!
Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
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