ROFLOL! Very clever.
Do you have Jon Lovitz as Tommy Flanegen, the compulsive liar?
You posted a picture of Rosanne Rosanna Danna - her catchphrase was "it's always something"
Emily Latella is the one that used to say "Nevermind"
Both characters were played by Gilda Radner
Not to be picky but the "Never mind!" line is from Gilda Radner's Emily Letilla character as in when Letilla goes on a rant about "violins on tv" and how she believes Leonard Bernstein was no threat to viewers. When she's stopped and informed that the subject was actually "violence on tv" she does her classic, "Oh...that's different....never mind!"
The pic is of Roseanna Roseannadana and her catch phrase was, "...and I thought I was gonna die" and "...it's always something." Those phrases would still work in skit form in regards to Dan Blather.