[harrycarey]

Let's all call Jano... 202-863-8148.

[JPJones]

This is a joke right?

[NewJerseyJoe]

Reminds me of an old classic....

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."

[Mike Bates]

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[Paleo Conservative]

Viacom owner of C^BS: MTV Running Ad Saying Kids Will Be Drafted!!"

[The Last Rebel]

Man, I can't WAIT to hear Zell Miller's take on this!!


TLR

[MattMa]

Snippets from a c BS web story


The RNC: A User's Manual

NEW YORK, Aug. 27, 2004

"I think the president's greatest challenge is getting beyond the hard-core right and the religious right and figuring out how to get back many of the suburban moderates who voted for compassionate conservatism — people who are fiscally conservative but socially moderate," Stone said.

Moderation In Everything (Visible)
But since the platform is unlikely to reach out to voters at the center, the action at the convention podium must do so. In other words, says Stone, "the less we see of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell and their colleagues the better."

Bush Is Big
And indeed, the premier event of the convention is Mr. Bush's Thursday night address. Experts agree his speech is the week's crucial event. They disagree on the task he faces.

"I just think the president has to be himself," said Stone. "One of the reasons that voters like him, and one of the reasons that he connects with voters in the way John Kerry never connects with voters, is he is a plainspoken, regular guy."

Stone agrees that Sept. 11 is tricky territory.

"I think it is very risky but I have every confidence that the president will not do anything tasteless," he said. "There is a historical record: He was president of the United States when this happened; he did take decisive action."

But "at the juncture where you appear to be profiting from it, it is counterproductive."


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/08/27/politics/main638932.shtml

[Smartass]

IT'S ALIVE, AND MOVING...

[grey_whiskers]

Saw the article about DNC urging RNC to 'come clean' about
the DNC's forgeries.

[Anti-DNC, Anti-Kerry Sarcasm torpedo ARMED. FIRE!]
Someone should issue a press release calling on John Kerry
to renounce the beheadings of civilians in Iraq

Huh?

Well, John Kerry's 1971 Winter Soldier testimony:
They raped, cut off heads, ...

And we know Kerry has already confessed to committing atrocities!

[gsrinok]

I was "lurking" over on the DUm boards, and they are absolutely going nuts about this. Just to satisfy my curiosity, I did a Google News Search on the words "Bush Memos Roger Stone." It came back with one hit that was absolutely irrelevant to McGoofus's press release. Believe me, fellow Freepers, the DUmer types are treading in rough water, and they're getting tired.

[ladyinred]

LOL, the infamous projecting of the Carville/Begala regime beings.

[Stateline]

This is as funny as can be....these bozo democrats try to throw crap back in any direction to deflect attention from their complete stupidity....Rave on!

[tdadams]

Man, are these people desperate or what? They have no idea how desperate this looks, and in case they didn't realize it, desperation is a very off-putting quality.

[guitfiddlist]

“In today’s New York Post, Roger Stone, who became associated with political ‘dirty tricks’ while working for Nixon, refused to deny that he was the source the CBS documents.

The kid at my local Shell Station also refused to deny he was the source of the memos. He stonewalled me with "No comprendo."

[conservative-black]

Typical reponse form the DEMS
Another as they put it "Right Wing Conspiracy".

[scannell]

If Terry McAuliffe believes that the Republicans are behind the illegal (criminal) forgeries, then maybe he should join with Bush to call for a criminal investigation to get to the bottom of who faked them. [Don't think he really wants to head down that road.]

[Kenton]

Notice to Dems... the memos were fake, which includes the subject and content of the memos. There is nothing to respond to other than to point out that the memos were faked by somebody who wants to defeat Bush.

And only you guys are brazen enough to try to imply that the guilty party of this Bash Bush effort was a Republican.

Just keep acting completely looney, Terry... normal people can see what you're up to, and the not-normal... well, you already have their vote.

I hope Terry gets buried in the landslide November 3.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

NEW AD!
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and Hanoi Jane in Hanoi

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"First I picked Edwards BUT now I pick Hanoi Jane!"

Edwards played football in 1971 when he turned 18
instead of serving in Vietnam.
Hanoi Jane at least was a Viet Cong!
Just like me!

Hanoi Jane and I know how to demoralize US Troops serving today!

We hate US Troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.

We hate all US Troops!

We lie about them in 2004 the same as we did in the 60's and 70's!

We vow to protect the UN and the Oil for Food Scandal

We vow to keep secret the ties between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaida

We vow to free Saddam Hussein with help from our old friend Ramsey Clark.


John F. Kerry
Timeline of a traitor.
Click Here
READ THIS INTERVIEW THAT KERRY GAVE in 1970
KERRY GAVE AID AND COMFORT TO THE VIET CONG

Harvard Crimson : Kerry refused order to destroy Viet Cong village

http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=352185

Published on Wednesday, February 18, 1970
John Kerry: A Navy Dove Runs for Congress

By SAMUEL Z. GOLDHABER

Crimson Staff Writer

"...One time Kerry was ordered to destroy a Viet Cong village
but disobeyed orders and suggested that the Navy Command
simply send in a Psychological Warfare team to be
friend the villagers with food, hospital supplies,
and better educational facilities."



Hanoi Kerry and Hanoi Jane sitting in a tree F-R-E-N-C-H-I-N-G



Jane Fonda tells the student audience at the Michigan State University in 1969:

"I would think that if you understood what communism was, you would hope,
you would pray on your knees, that we would someday become communist."


Joe Moore, Can Tho Airfield 550th Signal Company