Posted on 09/23/2004 2:46:32 PM PDT by doug from upland
TaRAYzah does it again!!!
Vanity | 9/23/04 | NRA1995
Posted on 09/23/2004 12:42:14 PM PDT by NRA1995
Listening to Sean Hannity...he played a sound bite of Teresa Heinz Kerry being interviewed regarding Kerry's bad poll numbers in Arizona....her reply...."Who cares? One state is not a whole state."
Well, she's been rollin' down the road, tryin' to hand you a load
She's a woman who's out of her mind
She has shown this nation...she needs medication
It must be just too hard to find
She is sleazy...nuts and sleazy
And the sound of that woman's voice drives you crazy
Shut her up, if you people can...her spouse is such an awful man
Stuff her inside a cargo van...she is sleazy
Well, she is standin' on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
What a bad sight to see
She is spouting lies...that is no surprise
She will spit upon the bourgeoise
She is sleazy...nuts and sleazy
And the sound of that woman's voice will drive you crazy
She will lose...she'll never win
Hey, Teddy, pass her that fifth of gin
You shouldn't let her speak again...she is so sleazy
(musical break)
Well, she's been rollin' down the road, tryin' to hand you a load
And now she has written off your state
Insults are her goal...you are not even whole
She's really filled with hate
She is sleazy...nuts and sleazy
And the sound of that woman's voice drives you crazy
She is sleazy...nuts and sleazy
Get out the vote, we'll bury them...they both are sleazy
She is really sleazy, sleazy...yeah
She is really sleazy, sleazy...yeah
Heck, I like these lyrics better than the original. Great job.
I wonder if I'd get out alive singing this on karaoke night
at the bowling alley.
You know, I can tell you a story about when my mother lived in Arizona late-1980's to early-1990's. Anyway, I was visiting her at the time the State was in an uproar over the Martin Luther King holiday (to be or not to be) with the voters.
So, here comes the head of the NFL who, in a press conference, told everyone that if the voters of Arizona DIDN'T vote OK for MLK holiday, he was going to pull the Superbowl out of Phoenix the next year.
Well, needless to say, everyone in Arizona was royally ticked off about the blackmail threat. So, they voted it down, BIG.
So, this comes to mind as I hear the mindless ketchup queen shoot her big mouth off. Wait until everyone gets home from work tonight in Arizona and hears what she said.
Also, try to check out the front page of the Arizona Republic, and other newspapers. I wonder if they will say anything about it.
If you do, I want video!
Thanks for the link. SHE IS SUCH A *****.
Actually, Arizona does have a MLK holiday, but it isn't
a paid, State holiday.
Of course, I haven't been there for 12 years. Things might have changed.
If anyone has any info, let me know.
Good one Doug.
Thanks for the song..I wonder what MSM..(like that new name..big media got old) would have said if Dan or Marilyn Quayle had said "Who cares..one state is not all states"????? We all know they would have been understanding and very kind towards the Quayles....
Thanks for the link. Play the video all the way to the end and check out the inteviewer's face. He knows he's looking at a case.
Doug - that's just beautiful. I even found myself humming the instrumental part. Thanks (again) for sharing!
Humming? Click on the MIDI site, choose TAKE IT EASY, and play the music.
One of your very best, Doug. And, every word true!
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