"I'll put a bullet right here, you little punk, if you even try to win!"
John Kerry. What a piece of s--t.
Heck, even if he DID win (probably by ballot box stuffing in Florida) what with the U.S. military 85-90%% in favor of Bush, it wouldn't be too long before a coup d' etat.
(Aw, jes' messin' with the liberal DU lurkers here on FR donchya know!)