Wait...here's the corrected story:
A band of sub-human, animal-like, barbarians, cowards who must hide their identities behind Islamofascist-doo rags because of the nature of their vile putrification of the planet (borne in testimony by such pusillanimous acts as abducting non-combatant-unarmed civilians, terrorizing them and their families with unholy video rantings in which they sing to their false god the praises of men who use children and women as shields, then sawing off the heads of their victims in a blood-lust orgy of violence against everything that is human and decent) have perpetrated their nihilistic affront to all mankind by perpetuating their vile and detestable idol-worship of a god who cannot be living--who is really no god at all, but rather a vain philosophy of weakness and cowardice, by brutally murdering their latest victim. Much discredit goes to the vast numbers of 'co-conspirators', both in the Middle East and in countries throughout the world who continue to wring their hands in equal fits of moral cowardice as they stand by and watch the slaughter continue. It is believed that this idleness by so many has actually emboldened these cowardly thugs who have recently intensified this method of terrorism. Having effectively tied the hands of many in the free world (thus placing the likes of Chirac, Annan, and many other leaders in their own orange jumpsuit), the Islamic mutant horde has turned their attention to upcoming elections in America.
A spokesman for the Kerry camp has condemned these latest attrocities, with the Senator himself saying, 'This is exactly the kind of thing we didn't want to happen. But thanks to George Bush, and this administration, we have actually put into motion the very events that have given birth to these terrorists. Under my leadership, I will do everything within my power to bring a quick end to our over-reaching efforts in Iraq and, working closely with our allies, France, the UN, I will bring our troops home and begin the process of healing that must take place in this troubled part of the world."
Asked for his comments, the president continued his determined efforts against terrorist insurgents, "We will continue to fight the extremists in Iraq. We have to. Anyone who is willing to abduct non-combatants, put 'em on display in these sick videos, torturing their families in the process...needs to be dealt with. They need to be killed. If you don't kill them, they're gonna kill you. Everything they've done has shown us that. It's time to stand up and fight...and win. We can't turn back now. And we won't."
The election is in 6 weeks.
I applaud the accuracy of your version of the story.
I felt much better reading it, and you must have felt better after having written it.
My heart goes out to the families of these poor people.