Title this pic of John Kerry with football, September 26, 2004

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[lstanle]

This has to be a fake photo!! I heard Lurch say the other day, "I won't take my eye off the ball." So what is going on here?

[eternity]

Kerry has to remember when the real JFK did this he was in his early 40'S. And I remembered this guy had vigor. A guy in his 60'S botox or not looks I don't know. Stupid.

[AmericanMade1776]

Oh My Gosh! He is such a dork......! ROFL It is truly unbelievable..how dorky John Kerry is. Who would of thought he had that much dork in him?

[SALChamps03]

Don't you think I look like the Fonz?

[SugarLandTexas]

Even funnier than how absolutely spastic he looks is the real reason he allows these pictures to be taken. John F. Kennedy posed for hundreds of these shots. He wants to be thought of as the modern JFK. I don't think he quite cuts it. (And the first JFK had Jackie and Marilyn... he has Te-Ray-za. Ugh!)

[AmericanMade1776]

Honestly Shortwave, just seeing Kerry acting like such a dork , one hardly notices the big boat behind.

[July 4th]

A good cause--indeed, for JFnK, a surprisingly good cause!

Someone probably told him that it was a membership wristband for the ass of the month club.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Looks like he's doing some kind of duck walk!

[SALChamps03]

Don't tell me; don't tell me. It's a cow's udder. No, no, wait. It'S a giant suppository.

[Brimack34]

"Football Fans for Truth" Thats what I meant. I forgot the name.

[katdawg]

Yes, that bracelet is for the Lance Armstrong Cancer charity or foundation. I have seen them all over the place. It is called a Strong Band.

[SALChamps03]

I think quarterbacks are sooooooooo hot!!!

[faithincowboys]

Wow. He looks so, so out of place.

[MediaMole]

Wow! Isn't he "special."

[Jet Jaguar]

Roger that. Thanks for the note.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Who would of thought he had that much dork in him?

Guess he didn't tell anyone about that part. He's been pandering to the Irish and Catholic and Jewish vote by claiming to be all. He missed his biggest constituency, the dork vote!

[SALChamps03]

Oops!Shouldn't have taken that laxa tive before the game.

[mountn man]

What is it with the Dems and football? Albore was playing touch football with his family, this time 4 years ago, and his daughter looked better at doing it than he did. And now this with Kerry.

Its as if the Dems feel they need to overtly show their masculinity (which they do).

Can somebody put the picture of W in his cowboy hat, sunglasses working on his ranch.

[Enterprise]

Speaking of puff, while I cannot envision Kerry driving the engine of Democracy, I will admit "puff puff, toot toot" seems to fit him.

[SALChamps03]

Whaddaya mean I throw like a girl? I was in Vietnam you know.