The (un)Official Kerry Campaign Photo Diary

The (un)Official Kerry Campaign Diary

A lot has been written about me, but I bet there are some things you don't know

I am the leading QB in the Girlie Man league

And I am a compassionate friend

Did I mention I am great at imitating animals too? Look, I can do an Ape:

Have you met my wife Teresa?

She has been helping the poor children devastated by the hurricanes in the Caribbean

We really love each other

We met at a political rally years ago

This is when I saved her live by pushing her out of the way of a speeding bus

I am also a big supporter of gay marriage. Everybody should be as happy as me and Teresa

I am also a professional Athelete. Here I am training for the Tour de France. I can beat that Armstrong guy!

Did I ever tell you about the time I pitched for the Red Sox?

Not to mention a champion wind surfer

bet you didn't know I am also a professional musician. Here I am playing for a famous TV commercial

Did I mention that I have the support of lots of foreign leaders?

I am also a hero to the wonderful people of Vietnam

I have also served my country as a secret agent. Here I am getting ready for a secret mission to France

This is from my secret trip to Afghanistan to kill Bin Laden

We have a great ticket and a great team. John Edwards is just dreamy!

And he is such a great dancer

And he has a great new book out

We have a great campaign staff too!

And I have a plan to rebuild our military and fight a more sensitive war on terror

The UN is 100% behind the plan

Here is a new bumper-sticker we are putting out. I think it will help me with the Security Moms

Don't forget. I need you to go to the polls in November

And vote for a real leader

Becuase I am just too emotional to do the job

Besides, I think I have a career in Hollywood ahead of me

Thanks to all the Freepers for the images!

1 posted on 09/26/2004 7:38:21 AM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia

To: PajamaTruthMafia

2 posted on 09/26/2004 7:42:42 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ((John Kerry is now in full retreat))

To: AmericanMade1776

Thanks, we needed this. Hope others add to it when appropriate, (which is almost daily).

3 posted on 09/26/2004 7:46:09 AM PDT by IM2MAD

4 posted on 09/26/2004 7:48:20 AM PDT by carbonarc

To: doug from upland

5 posted on 09/26/2004 7:51:39 AM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)

To: AmericanMade1776

Need a new keyboard!!! Laughed so hard I spilled my coffee all over the place!!

6 posted on 09/26/2004 7:51:53 AM PDT by blastdad51 (Proud father of an Enduring Freedom vet, and friend of a soldier lost in Afghanistan)

To: PajamaTruthMafia

This is too funny for words! We all need to send this to our entire emailing lists!

7 posted on 09/26/2004 7:53:34 AM PDT by basil

To: PajamaTruthMafia

Very funny stuff!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

8 posted on 09/26/2004 7:57:04 AM PDT by bray (Nam Vets Rock!!)

To: PajamaTruthMafia

9 posted on 09/26/2004 8:01:20 AM PDT by boycott

To: PajamaTruthMafia

10 posted on 09/26/2004 8:03:04 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)

To: PajamaTruthMafia

"I see a rich widow".....Bwahahahahahahahahaha

11 posted on 09/26/2004 8:03:57 AM PDT by SouthernFreebird

12 posted on 09/26/2004 8:03:57 AM PDT by doug from upland (Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)

To: PajamaTruthMafia; Spotsy; MeekOneGOP; Smartass; Happy2BMe; Boazo; ChadGore; potlatch; ErnBatavia; ..

13 posted on 09/26/2004 8:05:58 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)

To: SouthernFreebird

14 posted on 09/26/2004 8:06:59 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)

To: PajamaTruthMafia

15 posted on 09/26/2004 8:19:20 AM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia

To: PajamaTruthMafia

Ha, ha, ha. That Kerry fella really makes me laugh

16 posted on 09/26/2004 8:23:38 AM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia

To: Lady Jag; PajamaTruthMafia

17 posted on 09/26/2004 8:24:27 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

To: PajamaTruthMafia; Lady Jag

Beautiful Just Beautiful!!!

18 posted on 09/26/2004 8:25:08 AM PDT by Boazo

19 posted on 09/26/2004 8:27:27 AM PDT by Boazo

To: PajamaTruthMafia

Thanks for a good laugh! You did an excellent job for a *newbie.* LOL! Welcome to Free Republic!! 8-)

20 posted on 09/26/2004 8:32:22 AM PDT by NRA2BFree (Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)

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