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To: Billthedrill

This is my rifle...this is my gun... one's for fightin...the other's for fun...

(Sorry, I know that this is a Kerry thread and the mental image is liable to blow a few mental circuit breakers.)


34 posted on 09/26/2004 7:46:55 PM PDT by Ronin (When the fox gnaws....SMILE!)
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To: Ronin
This is my rifle...this is my gun...

"Joker, the enemy never runs. He flees... patrols aren't dangerous, they're danger-filled... Style... style, Joker"
"Yes Sir."

"And uhh... Joker, where's the weenie?"
"Sir?"

"The Senate, Joker. The Senate record. All those years, committees, the Senator must have sponsored something."
"Didn't see it, sir."

"Were you actually there on that session?"
"Yes, sir."

"You must have seen a filibuster, a point of order?"
"He was campaigning, sir."

"Okay, well that's why God passed the law of probability."
"Re-write it and give it a happy ending. Law passed. Make it Education. Or a Social Security Bill. You pick."

(with apologies to Stanley Kubrick)

40 posted on 09/28/2004 8:33:16 AM PDT by dread78645 (Truth is always the right answer)
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