"Oompa, Loompa, doopity, doo. I've got a another position on Iraq for you!"
He looks bad. Furthermore, if he wanted to connect to Mr. and Mrs. Average Voter, he wouldn't prance around looking as if he'd just spent two weeks in Hawaii. He'd sport a bandaid from fixing something around the house and smacking his thumb with the hammer, something like that. Kerry just doesn't get it.
Oh, so this is one of those fake tans. I thought maybe Kerry had rubbed an orange marker all over himself.
"This is not a Nation of black and white, a Nation of rich and poor, a Nation of haves and have-nots. This is a Nation of the Orange, and the Not Orange! I will fight for our right to be Orange, and for the non-Orange to become Orange with one easy application of a non-greasy cream that applies evenly and doesn't streak!"