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To: Leapfrog

"My truth is that I am a Pumpko-American. Shamefully, I engaged in adult consensual affairs with a Jack O'Lantern, which violates my bonds of matrimony. It was wrong, it was foolish, and I'm still picking seeds out of my teeth."


5 posted on 09/28/2004 9:23:06 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("Ich glaube, du hast in die hosen geschissen!")
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
I think he may be on the new Pump-kins diet. You drink pumpkin puree only for the first week, then the second week you eat only pumpkin bread and water, the third week it is just pumpkin seeds.
9 posted on 09/28/2004 9:28:28 AM PDT by Esther Ruth (And because they served the creation instead of the Creator - God gave them over ......)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
"My truth is that I am a Pumpko-American. Shamefully, I engaged in adult consensual affairs with a Jack O'Lantern, which violates my bonds of matrimony. It was wrong, it was foolish, and I'm still picking seeds out of my teeth."

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!

13 posted on 09/28/2004 9:32:55 AM PDT by cardinal4 (John Kerry- "A Hamster Tale..")
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