[plangent]

This gives Dubya so many perfect opening lines, like:

''I'm certainly pleased to be here. You are all looking fine, including Sen. Kerry who was looking kinda' washed out before he was tan.''

[Pete]

This gives Dubya so many perfect opening lines, like:

From another thread:

Kerry should get this whole orange thing out of the way right off the bat. It would probably go something like this.

Kerry: I'm tan from the Sun.
Bush: I'm George from planet Earth.