[76834]

What a gross picture! I really didn't realize Ted was so ugly.

I've heard from reliable sources that Ted is so ugly that when he walks thru a room all the clocks stop and the plants start to die.

[fizziwig]

"I've heard from reliable sources that Ted is so ugly that when he walks thru a room all the clocks stop and the plants start to die."

and I've heard he is so ugly he would turn the Gorgon Medusa to stone!