U.S. says catches militant cell head

Reuters ^ | Tue 28 September, 2004 09:19

[Aeronaut]

Is there a place to check see how the deck of cards looks these days?

[docbnj]

This is good news.

There are ways of getting information from these thugs without using torture, thanks to "better living through chemistry." I won't give details, but it is very simple, and the great thing is that the prisoner does not even remember what he said from one interrogation to the next, so it is hard for him to stick to a false story. I HOPE that we have the sense to use these techniques.

The cell heads should then be kept in "accident prone" conditions in case any more of our people are murdered by Zark. Accidents happen, you know. That is the way the Germans stopped one of their domestic Red terrorist groups, if you remember the history: when the terrorists killed a captive businessman, for some strange reason all the terrorists held in jail committed suicide within a day. What a coincidence! That was the end of that group. (Unfortunately, Germany has a different government now.)

[VRWCTexan]

Lets tell it like it really is!!!!

the news regarding terrorism and what each term really means:

1. Insurgents = Muslim murderers
2. Militants = Muslim murderers
3. Guerrillas = Muslim murderers
4. Secessionist Chechen rebels = Muslim murderers
5. Revolutionaries = Muslim murderers
6. Arab fighters = Muslim murderers
7. Rebels = Muslim murderers
8. Armed Gang = Muslim murderers
9. Resistance fighters = Muslim murderers
10. Iraqi resistance = Muslim murderers
11. Palestinian freedom fighters = Muslim murderers
12. Assailants = Muslim murderers
13. World Trade Center Bombers = Muslim murderers
14. Bombers = Muslim murderers
15. Suicide bombers = Muslim murderers
16. Shoe Bombers = Muslim murderers
17. Perpetrators = Muslim murderers
18. Attackers = Muslim murderers
19. Radicals = Muslim murderers
20. Kidnappers = Muslim murderers
21. Hostage-takers = Muslim murderers
22. Gunmen = Muslim murderers
23. Captors = Muslim murderers
24. Commandos = Muslim murderers
25. Hamas = Muslim murderers
26. Hezbollah = Muslim murderers
And, believe it or not (from the Pakistan Times) ...
27. Activists = Muslim murderers

[Straight Vermonter]

I can't do an update while I am at work but check back tomorrow and see this clown on the Terrorist Scorecard.

[11th_VA]

An update would be cool ...

Thanks !

[starvingstudent]

What about the Head of the Pancreas??? Or a fundus, that's headlike...

[Velveeta]

Glad they got this "militant".

How many times can Reuters avoid the word *terrorist* in one article?

[nw_arizona_granny]

I find that as time goes by, and the fancy words used mean less, that I revert to wanting to use short simple full of
meaning words.

Killer = Killer

Fool = Brainwashed Reporter

[Unruly Human]

"BAGHDAD (Reuters) - U.S. forces have captured the leader of a suspected militant cell during a raid in the northern Iraqi town of Kirkuk, the U.S. military says."

Good. Now kill him.

[SuziQ]

I'm still wondering what a "cell head" is. Is that different from a "mitochondria head?" And how does it compare to a "doody head?"

He's a sheet head.