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Self | 9-28-04 | Bootyist Monk

[potlatch]

Great work bootyist!!

Thanks for the ping SmartA

[Smartass]

LOL...That is one of the neatest Kerry tan toons out.

[hoosierpearl]

Note the girly man limp wrist. Thanks Howlin.

Kerry is rich with possibilities for comedy. Who can take him seriously?

Thanks for the ping Mike.

[L.N. Smithee]

Do we have video of this pass? I can't imagine that with that form, it would have been any more graceful than his first pitch in Boston.

[Liz]

Somebody posted earlier that a plastic surgeon observed the "Orange Man effect" is the result of what the DR described as a spray-on tan product that is used to "cover the injection sites from botox treatments which do bruise post-operatively" and that "it is possible that due to Kerry's reported sweating problem that botox injections were used to temporally paralize the small sweat glands in the upper lip, as well as remove wrinkles."


Jeepers, I was just thinking-----what if Kerry had a bad reaction right in the middle of the debate? The paralyzing botox could migrate from his sweat glands to his vocal chords, and render him incapable of speaking. That would be really horrible wouldn't it (smirk)?