Maybe we should start concocting some funny stories ourselves; as long as one does not attempt to pass them for genuine articles, one could have some clean fun. Something like rumors about impending appointment of Dr. Kevorkian as Social Security Administrator or Surgeon General?
Kerry is the one who wants the draft. Take a look at this:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1229981/posts?page=8
As the pajamajeen we need to always be very careful to be as truthful and factual as we can possibly be. I understand where you are coming from, and it would be rather run to frustrate them like that, but it would destroy our credability and there is nothing more important to us.