[garfab]

I have it from a plastic surgeon that the "Orange Man effect" is the result of what is described as a spray on tan product that is used to "cover the injection sites from botox treatments which do bruse post-operativelly it is possible that due to Kerry's reported sweatting problems that the injection were used to temporally paralise the small sweat glands in the upper lip as well as remove wrinkles "

[MassExodus]

Yuck

[Old Professer]

It's too bad the plastic surgeon didn't run his comments through a spell-checker.

[Born Conservative]

Makes sense to me...

[Bahbah]

Oh for heaven's sake. This guy is just beyond caricature.

[Eva]

The other possible reason for the spray on tan would be to reduce the need for heavy make-up which would run and possibly increase his sweating.

[mlbford2]

This has MamaT's fingerprints all over it.

[Buford T. Justice]

..."Orange Man effect" is the result of what is described as a spray on tan product

Do those spray on tan products really work? What was the nut case thinking?

[Prost1]

"The Face to Scare the Jihadists!"

[Reagan Man]

With all the botox and skin enhancements that John Kerry has put his face through, wouldn't be surprised if his facial skin just melted on air during the first debate. LOL

[Bikers4Bush]

No shock there.

[MattAMiller]

The doctor might be reading a bit much into it with the Botox interpretation. It's a side effect of artificial tanning products on people who are naturally fairer skinned.

[orangelobster]

"the injection were used to temporally paralise the small sweat glands in the upper lip as well as remove wrinkles "

Yeah, now that you mention it, his mouth does look a little bit less like a sphincter than it did last month.

Look here for a related story -
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61277

[Congressman Billybob]

Obviously, Kerry has (again) done something strange, at exactly the wrong time, so it causes maximum damage to his campaign. Kerry is either the stupidist candidate to come down the pike in a month of Sundays, or he is politically suicidal. There is no third choice.

Now, let me offer some amusement by putting up a post I carefully drafted and spell checked for people's enjoyment, but when I hit the button to post, the thread had been pulled. Here 'tis.

I understand and I am looking forward to what will happen at DU when Bush wins a landslide victory. Three times I have sprayed large hornets' nests to destroy them. I have learned the hard way two valuable lessons, which apply in dealing with DU.

1) Use an effective insectacide when attacking a nest of evil stinging things. Plain water is not effecient, and you will regret that choice. 2) Attack the varmits just after dusk, when they are tired and many are sleeping. Do NOT attack them at noon when they are alive and alert.

Follow these precautions and the intellectual/psychiatric death of the DU nest of hornets will be a very satisfying and productive experience.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "Kerry Hasn't Read a History Book"

If you haven't already joined the anti-CFR effort, please click here.

[milemark]

[capt. norm]

With all the facial treatments, it appears that John Kerry and Michael Jackson are on the same track, but moving in opposite directions.

[Chewbacco]

Common knowledge in Washington is that his hair is artificial too.

It's mostly hair-plugs

[Puckster]

The "Great Pumpkin" rising out of the pumpkin patch.

Run for the hills Charlie Brown.

[Pirate21]

I have it from a plumber that nothing has been applied to the face of Agent Orange. "John's just been flushed lately."

[Wonderama]

Yeah, he got rid of the pink tie, but he still has that stupid yellow bracelet. The guy has gone from grey to technicolor. "Technicolor Kerry", i like that.

[P-Marlowe]

Notwithstanding the fact that Kerry is a traitor, I would not want a man for president who is so insecure about his looks that he feels a need to get botox injections before he goes on camera for a debate.