[mountaineer]

Hey, I used to have that haircut, too, before I marched off to Vietnam and became a hero. Let me tell you about that ...

[AJM085]

I didn't realize Kerry had only been there for 4 months until yesterday...... HMMMM.... all his medals and purple hearts in 4 MONTHS!? seems a little suspicious to me... I bet he faked it!!!!! (oops, gotta run, the black helicopters are following me... AHHH!)

[Gorzaloon]

Shades of "Airplane!"

"Oh, I see Rusty is a Boy-dog!

So, Jimmy- Do you like movies about gladiators?"