[Not A Snowbird]

Man, mucho zot action today. That stupid "global test" line from their fearlessful leader must have really choked their chicken.

Good point. If it had gone as well as the media is trying to say it did, the DUmmies wouldn't all be over here trying to pee in our cornflakes.

[A Real Dan Fan... NOT]

Whoa, tough crowd here tonight.

Try the veal. It's on special. It may even pass the Global Test.