Conspiracy Theory #1: I urge my fellow FReepers to remember the brouhaha that arose from the Kerry campaign over the lights. It was widely reported that one of the Kerry campaign members even got into a shouting match with a debate overseer over this issue. Yet given the fact that Kerry possessed an unprecendented amount of smoothness and timeliness that night, I find myself wondering what they were worried about. John Kerry seemed very calm, collected, and extremely prepared during the debate. If this was the case all along, would not those who were closest to Kerry realize that they had absolutely nothing to worry about?
A-ha! The fact is, the Kerry campaign was FRANTIC. Thus, Kerry and his good lib buddy, Lehrer, had lunch that afternoon. There Lehrer, a crooked liberal who was desperate to unseat George W. Bush, provided Kerry with the questions that he was planning on asking that night, knowing that no one would question him on it because everyone knows that only Lehrer was supposed to know about the questions. It was the perfect conspiracy -- it had no loopholes and it was completely fool-proof. Or so they thought...
Are you sure they were having lunch together, or getting their nails done?