Thank you for understanding my many clear and consistent positions on this."
SNL had a skit about the first debate. Pretty lame overall, but they had one good part.
To paraphrase Kerry on his flip-flopping: "I've consistently been for the war when speaking in front of pro-war crowds. I've been consistently against the war in front of anti-war crowds. That's not flip-flopping, that's pandering, and America deserves a president that knows the difference."
I saw that too, and it was a hoot!