Those stogies must be destroyed. One by one. With fire. Under close supervision.
is that like the urban legend whereby the guy filed an insurance claim for 25 rare cigars that were destroyed by fire?
The insurance company denied the claim, but it was upheld in court under a technicality. So the insurance company cut him a check at 205 bucks a pop.
When he cashed the check, he was arrested - for arson!
not really true, but a great story!