Posted on 10/07/2004 9:43:16 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback
This is a great read.
Peach, thanks for the ping!
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Nice letter. Add me to this ping list, please.
Hey will they post this in an online edition?
Awesome. Devastatingly awesome.
Thanks very much for you compliments, folks. I appreciate them a lot.
1st Column: Accosted in the WalMart parking lot, received vulgar phone call from some old local nutjob.
2nd Column: New call from old local nutjob.
3rd Column: Nasty barb in the "barbs and blossoms" column in the Ink. The anonymous barb-er decided to really insult me by calling me "pro-life." Two other readers came to my defense, and were quite eloquent when telling my non-fan to shove it.
4th column (on John Kerry's anti-war activities): Threatening phone call, definitely from a Democrat, probably from a union thug. Smacked him around like a girlie man before he hung up.
I'm out to convert, not harass, but when you make the right people mad, it lets you know you're doing things right.
Good work, Mr. S. I think you've nicely summed up the kerry campaign anthem of aggressive negativity.
You folks are added to the ping list.
As the Guiness commercials go: BRILLIANT!
I especially liked the Triumph the Insult Dog line!
Unfortunately, no. The Ink has no website. However, you can forward it to whomever you like in email, my contract gives me full rights outside Freeport. Freepmail me if you plan to do that so I can get my real name attached.
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