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I'm thinking a simple siege of Paris and replacing of Chirac with d'Ormale might do the job.

I'd love to see Rumsfeld raising the stars and stripes over the Elysee Palance, while US Marines set up headquarters at the George V Hotel and enjoy some fine cognac under the watchful eye of military governor Norman Schwarzkopf..

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Palance=Palace. Geez, no offense to Jack Palance.