Time for a pre-emptive strike on France. It wouldn't take long, would have widespread support, and would ensure us of a steady supply of excellent cheese from occupied Normandy.
I'm thinking a simple siege of Paris and replacing of Chirac with d'Ormale might do the job.
You jest, but as WWIV develops, France, Germany, and China are going to be on the other side. I don't have a guess as to whether it will be cold war or hot war, but the socialists in our country who persist in calling France an old friend are using their heads for corks.
Normandy is already occupied by Americans--unfortunately they were killed protecting France from the Nazis. What fools we were.
We need to grab this Chirac guy and throw him in with Sadam!