Conrad Brean : What's the thing people remember about the Gulf War? A bomb falling down a chimney. Let me tell you something: I was in the building where we filmed that with a 10-inch model made out of Legos.
Stanley Motss : Is that true?
Conrad Brean : Who the hell's to say?
Stanley Motss : Why Albania?
Conrad Brean : Why not?
Stanley Motss : What have they done to us?
Conrad Brean : What have they done FOR us? What do you know about them?
Stanley Motss : Nothing.
Conrad Brean : See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.
[Commissioned to write a propaganda song about war with Albania]
Johnny Dean : Albania's hard to rhyme.