Don't Look Ethel!!
gym, covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff.
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
(Witness):
Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get
Ethel a snow cone.
And here he come, right out of the cheap seats,
dribbling, right down the middle of the court.
Didn't have on nothing but his PF's.
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand.
I hollered up at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late.
She'd already got a free shot.
Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team.
LOL!!!!!!!