We bought bacon today too and bought a ton of pork chops at Albertsons a few weeks ago, BIG SALE!!
What's up?? I am saving the bacon grease...do I need it?
Load up the shot gun shells with bacon chaser?
We're joshin about post #3995 Our weapons will arrive to each house
Which is actually nothing to josh about. Election night gallows humor.
Armed, with safety's off, and lots o' pork. Sounds like you two are prepared :-)