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New gangsta trend significantly reduces inner city shooting fatalities
Recoil Magazine ^ | September 2002 | Staff

Posted on 10/13/2004 9:51:49 AM PDT by 45Auto

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To: 45Auto

Forget all about that holding your pistol upside down or sideways - this is what you need to do...

THE MOZAMBIQUE TWO-STEP
Believed to have been originated by Jim Sorrentino, et. al.
at Gunsite.
Sung to the tune of "Dominique"

CHORUS:

Mozambique him, Mozambique him,
If he fails to hit the ground
After two well-placed rounds!
Shoot between the eyes and lips,
No, NOT between the hips,
That should put the goblin down!

VERSE:

With your sights on center chest
Twice you your trigger you have pressed.
If two don't stop the fight,
A head-shot should set it right!

CHORUS

VERSE:

It is best to use a slug
Big enough to stop a thug.
Calibers that start with four
Will better drop them to the floor!

CHORUS

VERSE:

Stop this talk of "failure drills",
For it denigrates our skills.
Failure is a word so bleak,
But I rejoice at "MOZAMBIQUE"!

CHORUS

ADDITIONAL VERSE

In full evening dress you stroll
when accosted by a troll
who seizes your maiden fair.
Three quick shots to save the day,
reload, press-check, you're on your way,
and you've scarcely mussed a hair.

ADDITIONAL VERSE

Mozambique the bloody creep!
For he's been breathing far too long
and you must shut him down.
There's only one way to construe
the way he points that gun at you.
The time to act is now.

or maybe, for the second part of the above

'Tis unmitigated act
that you need now and that's a fact.
Thank Heaven you know how!

http://home.sprynet.com/~frfrog/mozam.htm


41 posted on 10/13/2004 11:01:41 AM PDT by RKV ( He who has the guns, makes the rules)
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To: MikeinIraq

gangstas are idiots....case closed.
The Capt.


42 posted on 10/13/2004 11:02:17 AM PDT by Capt.YankeeMike (get outta my pocket, outta my car, and outta the schools)
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To: 45Auto

Please excuse my vulgarity, but that's f'n-assed stupid. Since I pay less than zero attention to rap and so-called black street "music" of any kind, I thought the sideways gun grip was a fan Hollywood invented. Shows me Hollywood types are even more stupid than I thought, since they copied an idiotic fad from people who are essentially street thugs. And these people want us to pay attention to their political views?!!!


43 posted on 10/13/2004 11:04:58 AM PDT by Wolfstar (John Kerry may trust the enemies of America, but the American people just can't trust John Kerry.)
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To: 45Auto
this does not surprise at all.
44 posted on 10/13/2004 11:08:27 AM PDT by ezo4
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To: NYFriend
I had actually heard that the knuckles-up [like knuckle-head?] shooting position was supposed to be more instinctive

Well, there's "instinctive" and then there's "gangsta"...

Canting my pistol about 30 degrees inward while not fully locking the elbow has worked very well for me in both speed and accuracy. It helps soak up recoil as well as providing a steady platform.

45 posted on 10/13/2004 11:23:17 AM PDT by AngryJawa (Happiness Is A Silent Blissninny)
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To: Straight Vermonter
Hamburger Helper glove slays Arby's oven mitt in handgun duel:


46 posted on 10/13/2004 11:23:48 AM PDT by 45Auto (Big holes are (almost) always better.)
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To: Straight Vermonter
Hamburger Helper glove slays Arby's oven mitt in handgun duel:


47 posted on 10/13/2004 11:25:54 AM PDT by 45Auto (Big holes are (almost) always better.)
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To: 45Auto
That's why they are not rocket scientists. How stupid can they get?

This screams, "Shoot me, copper!"

48 posted on 10/13/2004 11:35:54 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Used to be sciencediet but found the solution)
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To: Jalapeno
Don't know whether to laugh or cry...

My thoughts as well............

49 posted on 10/13/2004 11:43:07 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: Lady Jag

Guess I should have tagged this as satire.....


50 posted on 10/13/2004 11:48:22 AM PDT by 45Auto (Big holes are (almost) always better.)
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To: 45Auto

It would be my luck to run up against some modern day Ed McGivern.


51 posted on 10/13/2004 11:51:40 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (I want to have fanatical henchmen when I grow up.)
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To: 45Auto
I'm laughing so hard I'm going to have to take a walk. Now if they'd only pretend to breed and vote like they gonna shoot then we be OK.

mc
52 posted on 10/13/2004 11:59:29 AM PDT by mcshot (Not thinking good so not thinking often.)
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To: AngryJawa
Canting my pistol about 30 degrees inward

Are you cross-dominant eye vs. hand?

For those who don't know, everyone has a strong eye as well as a strong hand. Usually but not always the two are on the same side of the body; both right, or both left. One aims instinctively and under stress better with the dominant eye, just as one's dexterity is greater with the dominant hand.

53 posted on 10/13/2004 12:04:42 PM PDT by Chemist_Geek ("Drill, R&D, and conserve" should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!)
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To: Chemist_Geek
Are you cross-dominant eye vs. hand?

Nope, I'm right handed and right eyed.

This technique was taught to me by an NRA certified instructor with whom I also shoot IDPA. My problem prior to trying this was that my sight picture was jumping all over the place when I held the pistol one handed, at full extension, perpendicular to the ground, and with my feet square to target. Combine that with a longish DA trigger pull and I had problems.

This canted hold, unlocked elbow, right foot forward stance felt odd at first, but (for me) it really helped.

54 posted on 10/13/2004 12:25:57 PM PDT by AngryJawa (Happiness Is A Silent Blissninny)
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To: AngryJawa
Okay. Interesting.

I am also an NRA certified instructor (Basic Pistol, Personal Protection, Home Firearm Safety) and I've taught that canting technique to persons who are cross-dominant.

55 posted on 10/13/2004 12:41:58 PM PDT by Chemist_Geek ("Drill, R&D, and conserve" should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!)
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To: Chemist_Geek

I'm right handed and left eyed. When I shot Indoor Pistol they taught me to shoot left handed, which I didn't like. I eventually just figured I could do as well right handed, and just look right a little. My scores were a little better right handed.


56 posted on 10/13/2004 1:19:05 PM PDT by NYFriend
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To: Chemist_Geek
Cross-Dominant here..

While I consider myself ambidextrous, the right is my strong hand..
However, I am blind in my right eye...

For most general purposes, I carry right-handed, shoot right-handed..
When I have the time to do so, I will transfer the weapon to the left hand to get a left-left configuration/stance.

NO 90 degree or 180 degree for me..
If I have to use a gun, it's killing time..
The less shots it takes the better..

57 posted on 10/13/2004 1:41:59 PM PDT by Drammach (Freedom; not just a job, it's an adventure..)
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