If you think that Barbara Streisand makes sense on foreign policy, you could be a liberal."
If you pay less in tax than your account but you still think he is one of 'the rich',....
If none of your cars, homes, yachts are in your own name,....
If your second language is French,...
If most of your foreign policy knowledge comes from talking to people on the slopes of a Swiss ski resort,....
If you want to run the country but you've never run a company....
If all your pets have French names....
If you believe that the 2nd Amendment was written to protect hunting and skeet shooting.....
If in 30 seconds you can name more winemakers than beermakers....
If your kids refer to your wife as "Stepmoney"....