[Choose Ye This Day]

Brave Sir Dayton ran away (No!)
Bravely ran away, away (I didn't!)
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled (No!)
Yes, brave Sir Dayton turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Dayton

[wideawake]

I understand that he personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.

[Doctor Stochastic]

Perhaps Dayton thinks he's become a Target.