>>> Mackris is not good looking. Certainly not what one would consider "a babe."
Right. Why would a mega-stud, male model type like O'Reilly need to go slumming?
Male model type? Quit it--you're killing me! Bill O'Bloviator--half bald, wrinkled as a baseball mitt, paunch covered by extra size jacket???
What magazine is he modeling for--Gentleman's Quarterhorse?