I picture things like her getting into a rolling-in-the-dirt fistfight with the first lady of Nigeria, calling Chirac a queer at a state dinner, topless photos of her on a beach in Tahiti, a spitting on the secret service incident, an incoherent Barbara Walters interview about meeting extraterrestrial visitors and how she likes to eat little bits of broken glass, etc.
Non-stop horrifyingly funny stuff.
She'll be out in public loaded to the gills, rambling about paying Kerry's bills and hiring nothing but outrageous gay men to run her office. Can't you see her piling down the stairs during a State Dinner and insisting someone moved the staircase? Dropping an F bomb when receiving the Queen of England. Telling Larry King that she rarely sees VP John Edward's wife because she is always "under a bridge scaring billy goats". Asking Vincente Fox if he had any trouble getting across the border. Asking the Prime Minster of Ghana to "fetch me another martini or go back to trimming the azaleas".
Not to mention the knock down dragout king daddy of all cage matches between her and Hillary as Hillary prepares for the 2008 primary.
It would make the 4 years bearable.
It my only consoling thought about a Kerry win: Teresa as first lady.....night night comics will be able to lay off their joke writers, they will just recite Teresa latest tittering.