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Granny Terasa's Medicine Show Cure-All
Everclear and a watermelon--For irregular days, arthiritis, hangovers.
Vodka and Jello--Soothes PMS, cramps, headaches, fun at parties.
Grandpa Forbes-Kerry's Opi-YUM--Quiets children's coughs and collac.
Lil' Johnny Edwards Coca-Brite Coco Krispies--Jump start your day.