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To: new cruelty

My mother took a glass of vodka every day for her 94 years.

I always wondered about incipient alcoholism, but she never staggered.

Teresa staggers.


45 posted on 10/15/2004 7:37:19 AM PDT by OpusatFR (Let me repeat this: the web means never having to swill leftist garbage again. Got it?)
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To: OpusatFR

No one is completely certain what Tahraysah's substance of choice is, but it is clear that she has chosen it with gusto...


334 posted on 10/15/2004 11:15:08 AM PDT by Agrarian
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What, she only lived to be 94? Obviously your mother died an early death from alcoholism! Must not have been a smoker though, my father smoked for over sixty years and definitely was an alcoholic, the poor man only lived to be one month short of 82, early death is so tragic.


357 posted on 10/15/2004 12:59:17 PM PDT by RipSawyer ("Embed" Michael Moore with the 82nd airborne.)
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To: OpusatFR

My mother at 84 has many health issues. She asked her 94 year old sister how she got around so well. My aunt replied "I have a vodka tonic every night at bedtime!"


380 posted on 10/15/2004 3:40:53 PM PDT by Quilla
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To: OpusatFR

Reminds me of the old George Burns joke. When he was in his 90s someone asked him, "you smoke cigars, run around with young women, and drink hard liquor at your age? What does your Doctor say about this?" George's response "I don't know, my doctor died five years ago"


391 posted on 10/15/2004 4:56:47 PM PDT by Honestfreedom
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