[TRY ONE]

"and only white raisins ..."

If you've only gots dark raisins --- ain't it good enough??

Also, I would note to Mrs. T that the remedy, in her case, works much better if the raisins are consumed in suppository fashion!

[SERKIT]

This whole thing reminds me of an old Amos & Andy routine:

Wazzat Amos?
Well Andy, day is smart pills.
Smart Pills? Lemme try one....
Mmmm....whoa Amos...deese taste like rabbit droppin's!
Now yo' gettin smart Andy!