believe me man...10 months in Iraq have me thinking any gratuitous sex scenes is cool LOL
except homo that is.....
Hope you don't intend to "light up a camel."
Hey, Thank you for your service.
The FNG shows up for duty. He's shown around the camp by someone whose been there a while. The FNG asks what they do about sex. The short timer takes him out in back of the mess tent, shows him a camel. FNG says, "Well, I don't think I'll get that horney." Other guy says, "You'd be surprised what you're willing to do for sex after a month in the desert".
A month goes by. The FNG finally asks the guy about getting the camel for a night. "See, I told you so," he says.
The next day his buddy sees the FNG and asks him "So, how was it last night". THe FNG says, "Well, it was weird at first, but I closed my eyes and thought of Angeline Jolie as I made love to that camel."
His buddy takes a step back and says "Whoa, man. Whatever turns you on, but we take the camel into town to visit one of the local cat houses."
(sorry this is an oldie but a goodie!)