[entreri]

I think this article could swing the last few undecideds over to vote Republican.

[gunnygail]

When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.

Jeez, they can't even be truthful in BED! Stupid libs.

[arichtaxpayer]

Because we're always in our pajamas!

[Joe 6-pack]

Many dems apparently have sex by absentee ballot....

[Mamzelle]

Well, duh.

[Always Right]

Yeah, but Democrats have more sex outside of marriage.

[Iowa Granny]

Don't miss this! It promises to be a great thread.

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL

[cwiz24]

Republicans have better sex

They needed a study to tell them that? I could have told them that for half the cost...

[Iowa Granny]

The key to this entire survey is this: Of those involved in a committed relationship

The libs don't understand commitment, except when it pretains to law enforcement, and they're strongly opposed to that, too!

[mtbopfuyn]

Humorous, but how many of my tax dollars went to that ridiculous study?

[Conspiracy Guy]

RKBA

[Gerasimov]

Well, DUH.

Most of us are having sex with the opposite sex. It works that way. Everything fits.

A lot of libs are simply doing it wrong.

[bmwcyle]

And Conservatives rank even higher.

[San Jacinto]

Well, this makes sense to me. The dems have more to be unsatisfied with because there are more things that can go wrong in a dems sex life-- Chains are too tight; Boyfriend's lipstick gets smeared; Mom walks in and interupts self-gratification--stuff like that.

[Heavyrunner]

I don't know what it is about Democrat/Liberals. I mean, when I see a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker, I usually glance at the driver out of curiousity.

I find in the Seattle area, anyway, it seems that the average Kerry bumper-sticker-bearer is a middle aged Martha-Stewart wannabe or a milquetoast balding metrosexual or effeminate male.

There are exceptions, of course, but the balance seems to be made up of teenagers and Michael Moore lookalikes.

That said, I have developed almost a sixth sense on who's liberal and who's conservative based on appearance alone. This isn't foolproof, of course, but accurate probably 80 percent of the time. Not sure if it's an extra chromosome or a genetic anomaly that causes a person to live their life with their head in the sand, but it is intriguing.

Considering the approach Democrats take to everything else, it's no wonder their sex lives suffer.

1. Democrats adopt a "pull out before the job's done" mentality.

2. Democrats would send in Hans Blix to find the G-spot.

3. We have Ann Coulter, Democrats have Helen Thomas. 'Nuff said.

4. Democrats would classify foreplay as a quagmire.

5. Democrats are generally too tired after sign-stealing and GOP office burglaries to perform.

[tlb]

When Kerry took the survey I understand he replied:


"You ask me about orgasms? I'm sure Mary Cheney, who is a lesbian, would tell you......."

[Logic n' Reason]

OK...OK...OK....

So I'm one of the dis-satisfied Republicans...so what!?

[pettifogger]

The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life: Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent

Mr. P mortifies the gals at Victoria's Secret when he walks up to the slinkiest thing on a hanger, takes it off the hanger and lets it drop to the floor, looks at it there and says, "that'll do."

[LTCJ]

More Republicans Satisfied With Sex Lives Than Democrats

Well, of course. I don't even like Democrats. Why the heck would I be satisfied with them?

[hope]

Well, that certainly explains their frustrated and hateful tone.