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Former Vice President Al Gore (news - web sites) gestures while discussing the Bush presidency during an address at Georgetown University in Washington, Monday, Oct. 18, 2004. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh) |
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Former Vice President Al Gore (news - web sites) gestures while discussing the Bush presidency during an address at Georgetown University in Washington, Monday, Oct. 18, 2004. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh) |
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***paffftt***
I don't understand why anyone, anywhere, invites THE GORGE to speak at all!
I'm ronrey. Oh so ronrey....
Got some wood? Hell, I am wood.
Yes, I had the biggest nothing job in the world for eight years: Bill Clinton's vice president. That qualifies me as an expert on environmental and foreign affairs and these speeches give me the aura of being relevant!
For the top one:
"If anybody has a piece of pizza, please pass it to the front - I'm starved!"
He was sweatin like a pig, without even getting all excited like he has in the past.
*****HIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*******
Then to come so close, only to lose because many of his supporters
were too stupid to fill out a ballot correctly!
I AM RELEVANT! DON'T YOU HEAR ME!!! I AM RELEVANT!!!
Lucifer in a suite
"I was the first Democrat to shake my finger at people. It was Bill who did all the pointing. Kerry thinks if he shakes two fingers at a time he'll be more popular."
Yesterday, a tree; today, a comic book.
"John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle."
—Craig Kilborn
Boy, Algore has really porked out. Send him out to
scare off the Muzzies.
Projected on the wall behind me is a summary of John F'n Kerry's Plans, helpfully translated into Egyptian Hieroglyphics....
"Hey, dammit, I was in Vietnam too!"
"My name is Al Gore and I'm (censor, censor, bleep, bleep bleep)!"
